Hi there. I am Shannon, but you probably knew that already because it says so right over there.
Get to know me. Everything you want to know is HERE.
If you already know me and want to drop me a note, you can do that HERE.
I suppose if you don’t know me and want to drop me a note, you can do that too, I guess. If you don’t know that you know me and you want to find out if you know me, then I’m cool with that as well. Please note that I am not a country singer, a football player, or a guy, and you probably don’t remember me from high school.
If you don’t know me and want to give me a job, that would be awesome. My resume is HERE. Please note that I am not a magician nor am I a clown. Not sure why it says that. I am, however, technically savvy and am currently working on a Master’s dissertation about the Google woes of Rick Santorum. True story.